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16:23

As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey!

- 2 comments

6
17:55

I wouldn't stay with you even if the Earth were covered in a sea of piss and you lived in a tree.

- 10 comments

8
18:13

It's a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.

- 2 comments

10
17:07

The book of love has music in it In fact that's where music comes from

- 4 comments

13
17:42

I thought of something clever earlier, but naturally I forgot it.

- 2 comments

15
18:01

[insert witty title here]

- 2 comments

17
17:58

I keep drawing a blank here...

- 6 comments

21
18:44

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts!

- 2 comments
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23
18:04

Give me cable, or give me death!

- 4 comments

18:47

*chokes with laughter*

- 4 comments
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24
17:37

I'm a misshapen-eyed freak of nature, I am. But at least I have bitchin' glasses.

- 6 comments
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27
19:34

This is a job. In a few years, it'll be an occupation. In a few more years, it'll be a career. Then

- 4 comments

29
19:20

Neville is my hero!

- 8 comments
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31
17:00

Diamonds in the Dark

- 4 comments

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