.:reflections of twilight:.

I love you guys. I really do. :DD

Well, I mentioned on my Twitter that I found an old notebook of mine with really horrid drawings in it and an equally horrid short work of fiction (which mercifully was never completed. Yikes).

Needless to say, I decided to take it upon myself to transcribe said work of fiction and share it with y'all because I'm generous like that. So I present it thusly.

Be warned, however. I transcribed it EXACTLY how I had written it as a 12-13 year old teenage girl. Complete with terrible spelling, horrific grammar and a laughable French accent. It physically hurt me to write it out like this. But, it is what it is.

Also, let's just say I had an issue with a particular girl when I was in Junior High. Not that you'd be able to tell...

Oh, and for the record, I do know that's not how it works with foreign exchange students. Just to clarify. And also, I feel I should apologize for the sheer 90's of it all.

Onto the crap!

( Best friends: The Extange Student )

Well, I think I know why my writing career never took off! I did attempt to do an 'update' many years later, but it was still crap. I'm not even gonna bother transcribing that atrocity.

Yes, it's a little goofy and a cat with human lips looks more than a little creepy, but I found it very amusing.

Enjoy!

I've always loved his snowmen...

Yes, time yet again for the roller coaster ride of shits (literally) and giggles known as: colonoscopy.

So, as per usual, I am reposting the wonderfully hilarious essay written by Dave Barry about his procedure.

Enjoy!

( Of colonoscopies and Dancing Queen )

Jack Kirby's My Little Pony #7 (June-July, 1985)

Story by Chris Sims
Art by Tom Scioli

"BRING ETERNAL NIGHT TO EQUESTRIA!!" THIS IS THE COMMAND THAT HAS BEEN ISSUED AS THE BATTLE FOR PONYVILLE REACHES "CRITICAL MASS!!" WITH HER ASTOUNDING SENSES "TUNED IN" TO THE POWER OF THE ASTRO-SADDLE, PINKIE PIE LEADS HER COMPANIONS THROUGH THE SONIC RAINBOOM TO A WILD AREA WHERE "WIERDIES" ROAM -- THE EVERFREE FOREST! AND AT THEIR COMMAND, SHE WHO WOULD DOOM CELESTIA HERSELF -- THE NIGHTMARE MOON!! WHO IS SHE? WHAT IS SHE? AND WHAT DOES SHE WANT WITH -- THE TWILIGHT SPARKLE?! EVERYPONY MUST STAND -- OR EVERYPONY WILL PERISH IN THE THUNDER OF COSMIC HOOVES!

PLUS! DON'T DARE LOOK DOWN! THE UNSTOPPABLE FORCES OF DESTINY MAY HAVE BRANDED YOU AS THEIR NEXT TARGET! WITNESS "THE CUTIE MARK!!" HAS IT COME -- FOR YOU?!

This is epic and awesome!!!!

he he heeee...

As a sort of mood changer from the somewhat intense posting of yesterday, I thought I would post something a lot more fun and lighthearted!



Literal Eclipse trailer parody. Lots of LOL's!!



Any of you D&D players may find this hilarious and frighteningly familiar... Also fun for any fans of 8-Bit Theater out there.


xDDDDDD