snapdragon76 ◾ ◾ Warning: crappy writing and teenage issues ahead

Well, I mentioned on my Twitter that I found an old notebook of mine with really horrid drawings in it and an equally horrid short work of fiction (which mercifully was never completed. Yikes).

Needless to say, I decided to take it upon myself to transcribe said work of fiction and share it with y'all because I'm generous like that. So I present it thusly.

Be warned, however. I transcribed it EXACTLY how I had written it as a 12-13 year old teenage girl. Complete with terrible spelling, horrific grammar and a laughable French accent. It physically hurt me to write it out like this. But, it is what it is.

Also, let's just say I had an issue with a particular girl when I was in Junior High. Not that you'd be able to tell...

Oh, and for the record, I do know that's not how it works with foreign exchange students. Just to clarify. And also, I feel I should apologize for the sheer 90's of it all.

Onto the crap!

Jenifer woke up. She taped the mute button om her alarm clack and draged herself out of bed. She troded to her bathroom. Then she felt a snap in her mouth. "Aw man." she said. Jenifer looked in the mirror. ~~The~~ A rubber band for her braces broke. "You just had to break now" she grummled. She removed her applance in her mouth. Jenifer Jayne Jones is 5'7" and she's 16 years old and has shoulder length brown hair and dark brown eyes. Her mother is Barbra Ann Berkley Jones. She was born in Albany, New York. Mrs. Jones has dark brown hair that goes to her waist. She lived in New York until she was twelve. Jenifer's father Daniel Thomas Jones was born in England. He met Barbra in California wen he moved there. Jenifer ~~sighted~~ sighed as she ~~put replaced ane new rubber band~~ replaced the busted rubber band with a new one. "I don't know why I'm putting you in you stupid thing you'll break on me any way." Jenifer came out of the bathroom and went to her closet. She heard it was going to be cool today. so she pulled out a Ocean Pacific T-shirt and her faviarte pair of stonewashed jeans.

Samantha waited at the ~~door~~ table. "What's taking her so long" she grumbled. "Sam," Mrs. Jones said "be patient. You have no need to be in her bathroom any way, besides its only 6:45." Sam sighed "Your right mom as always." The doorbell rang. "I got it!" Sam yelled. She opend the door, K Hi Kimber!" Sam said to the tall redhead. "Hello Sam. Where's Jen?" Kimber ~~akes~~ asked. "Oh." ~~Sam~~ she said "She's upstairs" "Thank you." Sam closed the door behind Kimber. Kimber Lynn Benton is 5' 7" and has red h dark red hair. From her neck she ~~wore~~ ~~wares~~ wears a shiney silver pendant that says "Best" and which Jenifer has the mate to, that says "Friends." Today Kimber wore a bright green mini skirt. and bright green top. Jenifer skipped down the stairs. "Hey Kimber what's up" she said cheerfully. "Hi Jenifer." "Jenifer" Mrs. Jones said. "Time for brekfast." Kimber if you wish you can eat with us." "Thank you Mrs. Jones" They sat down and ate brekfast.

Jenifer and Kimber arrived at school at 7:25. They both go to Beverly Hills High. They share the same locker since Kimber gave hers to a new student. Jenifer hung her Billibong jacket in her locker. "Kimber." she said "Remember that you spend the night tognight." Kimber smiled. "O.K. Jen." They gathered thier books and headed off.

[insert of HORRID drawing]

After school that day Kimber and Jenifer went to Jenifer's house and watched vodioes in Jenifer's room. "What do you want to do tonight Jen?" Kimber asked. "Well, I thought mabye we could watche some vidioes and eat some pop corn." Kimber lives right next door to Jenifer so Mrs. Jones drops them of at school and they walk home together since Mr. Jones is a singer + songwriter. Jenifer has three sisters. Tami, Sam and Andrea. Tami is 20 and just out of college. Sam is 16 and nine months older.

Andrea is six months old. Sam has a problem. She smokes. Mrs. Jones has tried to get her to quit. But Sam won't listen. "The videoes that I have are 'Beetlejuice,' 'Three men and a baby,' 'Broadcast News, and Big." Jenifer said. "Make your chose." Kimber chose Big.

Saterday morning Jenifer and Kimber went downstairs "What now?" Kimber asked. "Well" Jenifer said "we can ride horses after breakfast." Jenifer had a harse called Snow White. She was ~~snow~~ pure white and had a jet black mane. Sam and the rest of the family have horses too.

Jenifer blinked her eyes on Monday morning. "Oh boy another day of dread" she mutterd. She drudged out of bed and went to the bathroom when the pone rang! It was Kimber. "Hey Kimber What's up!" "Hey I just called tor remind you that the excange student is coming to day" Kimber said "Ohya now I remember" Jenifer said "From France right?" "Yeh ~~Moniage~~ Monique Buenefont."
"Yah she's the one"Kimber said "I know mom offerd our hosese {???} for her to stay" said Jenifer. "Well I'll see ya bye!" After she hung up Jenifer went to the bathroom to get cleaned up.

Kimber was downstairs bye the time Jenifer came down. "Hey Kimber!" she said cheerfully "Hey Jen" was the anwser. "You ready?" "Yah by mom see ya this afternoon!" "Bye dear" Mrs. jones answered back and went back to feeding Andrea.

When they came to school they were met by a young blonde girl. "Hello Jen and Kimmy." the blonde said. "Hi Denny" Jenifer said. Denny was a friend of thiers. She was a cheerleader for the school. "Did you hear a girl from France is coming here. I've Denny squeled "I've been brushing up on my french, listen 'Bonjour Monjor.' Well what do you think?" Jenifer and Kimber looked at her. "Do just a stad more brushing up Denny." Kimber said. "O.K. thanks!" Denny said as she walked off.

Later that day the annocment said: 'Would Jenifer Jones come down to the front office to greet our visitor." Jenifer went to the office and went to Mrs. kaye the desk cleark. "Mrs Kaye wheres the visitor? she asked "Oh hello Jenifer, the visitor will be here soon sit down if you will." A few minutes later the Principal Mrs. Johnson come in with a beautiful blonde girl. "Mrs. Kaye this is Monique Buenefont our French extange student." "Hello Monique i'm Mrs. Kaye and over here is Jenifer Jones. You will be staying at her house while your down here." "Hi, Monique nice to meet you" she held out her hand. Monique took it. " 'ello Jenifar" she said with a strong French accent. She was dressed in Guess jeans and a Guess t-shirt.

when Jenifer and Monique walked down the hall to their class rooms. A young girl walked up to Monique and said something and then walked off. Monique turened to Jenifer and said. "Jenifar what does a prap mean?" Jenifer explaind that that was Connie Montgomery who thought everyone was a prep. "Oh" was all Monique said.

After school Jenifer introduced Monigque to Kimber and said that she would stay at her house for her stay here. while walking theymet up with Denny who was talking to Larua another chearleader. "Monique this is Denny Hahtthaway and Laura Johnson, Laura is the principals daughter." "Hi, Monique" Laura said. "Bonjour Madamoiselle" Denny said. "Hello Laura and Deeny" Monique greeted. "That's Denny" she remarked. "Oh sorry" Monique blushed. "That's O.K." Denny said.

The three girls walked and talked about many things. "I met this wonderful girl today" Monique said "she was very friendly to me." 'who was she?" Kimber asked "Pamela McKnight I think it was? "Don't be friends with her Monique because she'll use you like she did me." said Jenifer. "once you become friends with her she'll draop you like a brick." "Oh I haden't known" "Thats O.K. Monique" Jennifer said "Hey maby when we get home we can ride horses!" "Oh I'd ~~like~~ like that." said Monique. And so they went on their way.

After Jenifer called her mom and told her that Monique was here thay rode horses for a while. "You know when I was a lital giral my idol waz Miz Piggy" Monique said "exept she didn't know french very well." All the girls laughed. "I have an idea" Kimber said "why don't we take pictures to remember each other" "Great idea Kimbar" Monique said. So the three girls took pictures of each other and then went swimming.

Well, I think I know why my writing career never took off! I did attempt to do an 'update' many years later, but it was still crap. I'm not even gonna bother transcribing that atrocity.