oh, to have loved and lost!

[snapdragon76]

Dear September,

I think our relationship is beginning to cool. Things started off okay, even if they were a little rocky. Then things were looking up! My car was running, I was having a little bit of money to my name.

Then, all of a sudden, out of nowhere, you turned on me. You bastard! Mom gets sick, I get a flat tire, then mom's car decides to spring a leak in the radiator... while I'm driving it! What gives? Did I give you the stink eye somehow? Step on your foot? Forget to pay for dinner? I don't get it!

You can stop being a backstabbing asshole and start buttering me up or we're through and I'll start seeing October behind your back! HE has Halloween at least!

Better get your act together... or else!

With regards,


Me

Comments

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

Aw, no, I'm sorry to hear things are piling up on you.

[snapdragon76.livejournal.com]

Hopefully things will be looking up soon...

[secondlina.livejournal.com]

October is SUCH a better catch anyways. He's muy sexy.

[snapdragon76.livejournal.com]

Yes, muy sexy indeed...


*rawr*

[elantis.livejournal.com]

Maybe you used the wrong gender pronoun when referring to September... maybe it wants to be feminine... or something.


As amusing as you made this I do feel for you. Hope things start looking up for you.

[snapdragon76.livejournal.com]

Well it wouldn't make any sense then. If I'm comparing it to a relationship and seeing as I'm not lesbian...

Me too...

[elantis.livejournal.com]

Well then... maybe its nothing wrong with you. Maybe September is intersexed... or is a Transgender person simply waiting to come out so they can have their change trying to pass as male until such time as they don't have to pretend anymore.

Its nothing wrong on your part its just September is having its own security issues and taking them out on you. Ever look at it that way?

[snapdragon76.livejournal.com]

Well, personal issues or not, I do not appreciate it taking them out on ME!!!!!

[soleta-nf.livejournal.com]

Haha, awww. *hugs*

[snapdragon76.livejournal.com]

LOL, thanks! :3