2009-09-17 18:33
snapdragon76
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Dear September,
I think our relationship is beginning to cool. Things started off okay, even if they were a little rocky. Then things were looking up! My car was running, I was having a little bit of money to my name.
Then, all of a sudden, out of nowhere, you turned on me. You bastard! Mom gets sick, I get a flat tire, then mom's car decides to spring a leak in the radiator... while I'm driving it! What gives? Did I give you the stink eye somehow? Step on your foot? Forget to pay for dinner? I don't get it!
You can stop being a backstabbing asshole and start buttering me up or we're through and I'll start seeing October behind your back! HE has Halloween at least!
Better get your act together... or else!
With regards,
Me
I think our relationship is beginning to cool. Things started off okay, even if they were a little rocky. Then things were looking up! My car was running, I was having a little bit of money to my name.
Then, all of a sudden, out of nowhere, you turned on me. You bastard! Mom gets sick, I get a flat tire, then mom's car decides to spring a leak in the radiator... while I'm driving it! What gives? Did I give you the stink eye somehow? Step on your foot? Forget to pay for dinner? I don't get it!
You can stop being a backstabbing asshole and start buttering me up or we're through and I'll start seeing October behind your back! HE has Halloween at least!
Better get your act together... or else!
With regards,
Me