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- 19:11
Is it Children of the Damned Day at the brain institute here?
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- 19:06
What's a giant eye going to do, pick you up and wink you to death?
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- 19:57
This guy's gonna get an assful of pipe wrench!
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- 18:41
Fact is, the babes are on me so thick, I gotta peel 'em off like PANTS!
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- 16:40
I may have not shot anyone in the face, but I did cut off my son's hand. Apparently that still count
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- 17:19
It's a full moon, that's when the crazies come out, mm-hmm...
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- 19:49
Did I call a time out after my stupid son blew up the Death Star? Hell no! I took the boys to Hoth..
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- 00:53
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- 11:44
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20:20If you're vetting, do it right. I leaked Fett's little Jawa fetish to reporters months before I hire
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- 20:24
Somewhere in space, there is the dim cry of an anal probe.
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- 18:47
Yeah, well, nobody needs a fromokaidal maniac hanging around.
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- 19:56
I've known our parents were evil since I was five. This perverted little gathering just confirms it.
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- 19:22
"Nothing opens a dog's bottom quite like the sight of a new pair of hand-stitched Guccis!"
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