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10:05 Ya know, I kind of like the name Sebastian for a boy... #kuroshitsuji #
19:57 d'awwww: www.onemanga.com/Naruto/500/01/ #
19:58 @soapdishsailing "sea bass..." lol #
20:31 "if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?" "oh, is that what they're calling it now? what happened to the chicken?" #
20:40 "silence! i keeel joo!!" #
21:46 watching twilight and new moon because i'm apparently a glutton for punishment... #
21:47 ohhh, man. she smells so delicious it makes me wanna hurl!! #
21:50 upp, edward's out of class because he's off flagellating himself somewhere. #
21:56 what? my eyes were always this color. they were never black. what are you talking about? #
21:57 DEATH VAN!!! #
21:58 uh oh. jasper's pissed! he's gonna choke a bitch! #
21:58 hello future daughter-in-law. i'm dr. sexy. #
22:00 STALKER MCCREEPY!! #
22:02 puh-lease mundane boy. i'm oogleing sparkle boy over yonder. you don't exist for me. #
22:03 "you can google it." *splorfle* #
22:04 wow, sparkleson, have a hissy fit why don't you? #
22:04 "hi! i'm alice and i want to braid your hair and paint your toenails!!" #
22:06 symbology with the apple. i see whut you did thar... #
22:07 aaan emo!edward begins.... now! #
22:12 google should get residuals is all i'm sayin'. #
22:13 @soapdishsailing ummmm, because ie sucks, that's why... #
22:15 swoop in with his mighty volvo of justice!! #
22:19 money. sex. money. cat... #
22:25 hey broody. you. me. woods. pronto. #
22:27 Photo: via media.the-leaky-cauldron.org *fangasms* tumblr.com/xzkcmq6v3 #
22:28 "this is the skin of a KILLERRRRRR!" no one does it better than @cleolinda... #
22:34 did edward borrow rosalie's lipstick or something? his lips are really red... #
22:40 ok, bella has one ugly ass engagement ring... i43.tinypic.com/11gk4n8.jpg #
22:43 ahhh, another rosalie hissy fit. #
22:44 alice is still so adorable! #
22:46 i wouldn't mind having edward's room however... #
22:48 how does he climb that tree? does he secrete pine tar from his hands? #
22:50 a convienient mound of dirt for victoria to put her footprint on... #
22:51 mike, you are such a dork... #
22:53 unexpected edward is unexpected. and yes, renee, she is being very safe... *snickers* #
22:56 i can't imagine he'd be all that comfortable to sleep on, given he's so "marble-like" as he's constantly described. #
22:58 oh, emmett. you are such a card... #
22:58 batter up, jasper honey... #
23:12 i find it hard to believe that klutzy bella ever took ballet... #
23:16 ummm, bella. i don't think pepper spray works on vampires. #
23:19 lol, i love the way alice pops his head off like a cork. #
23:27 "the wolves decend." rofl. #
23:36 wolves!! #
23:37 i love how they try to make nikki reed, who is olive skinned and brunnette, into a pale skinned blonde. #
23:47 now, onto new moon... #
23:49 sparkling effects are a little better in this one... #
23:52 jaaaaaaaames. deeeeeeeeeeans... #
23:52 ed, you dirty old man you. #
23:53 bella: "i wanna do you right here, right now in the parking lot of school." #
23:53 wow. hottie mcwolferson. #
23:55 alice is still adorable. jasper still looks in pain. #
23:55 awww, eric is so mr. sensitive. #
00:00 lol, emmett... #
00:01 wow, that's a lot of blood from just a paper cut. #
00:02 jasper: *SNARFLE* #
00:06 don't worry, edward. it's just the buffy-verse vamps that have no souls... usually. #
00:16 i think some of edward's emo has rubbed off on bella. also, i like the song that's paling during the tome passage montage. #
00:16 *playing #
00:17 dude, what the hell is up with the screaming nightmares?! #
00:20 "maybe if i stupidly risk my life, my knight in shining volvo will come rescue me! yes! that makes perfect sense!!" #
00:22 "bellllllaaaaaaa... nooooooooo..." #
00:22 ok, jessica is actually speaking sense here for once. #
00:24 jake, you're just enabling her you know... #
00:24 nice burn there, jacob. #
00:26 i think embry looks better with longer hair. #
00:27 is it weird for me to picture jacob building bikes with nessie in the future? crazy? #
00:33 omg, let me totally rip off my shirt and show my pecs to mop up a little head wound. this ones for you, ladies! #
00:35 lol, oh mike. your attempts at flirting are so prosh. #
00:36 and where the hell did they get these film titles? "face punch"? really?! #
00:37 i wonder if bella knows you hve to be 21 to buy a ticket for someone underage... #
00:41 i'm never gonna give you up. never gonna turn around and desert you. might as well quote rick astley there jake. #
00:49 where is laurent supposed to be from? i can't place his accent... #
00:51 harry clearwater: "wolves? what wolves? there are no wolves here. *whistles*" #
00:52 'scuse me while i stroke your abs for a minute... #
00:54 jake doin' his marky mark thang. #
00:57 FURSPLODE!!! #
01:01 they got the fever, and it ain't for the flavor of pringles. #
01:07 i think victoria's hair is redder in this movie than the first. #
01:10 slip her some tounge, jake!! #
01:11 "fever of 100 and werewolf!" @cleolinda again!! #
01:17 "as soon as you put the dog out." lol, oh alice! #
01:19 let's hope it was one of those disposable phones, edward... #
01:22 "i figured you wouldn't be opposed to grand theft auto." lol #
01:23 death by sparkle at high noon! #
01:34 dude, you're cracking the marble... #
01:37 ahhh, edward still maintains his love affair with the color beige, even in alice's visions. #
01:47 will bella be turned? will she choose edward over bella? find out in the next installment of, when the vampire turns. #
01:48 dude, spit. it. out!!!! jeez!! #
01:52 @jailbates LOVE the username. and your background is giving me nightmares... #