Date/Time: 2009-05-06 06:46 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] artillie.livejournal.com
Good god. Oh good god.

SNIPE!

Date/Time: 2009-05-06 23:26 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] snapdragon76.livejournal.com
For realz. And I am now a Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant.


Did you see the Orchid Vagina I posted before? That girl and this guy should get together. Their tales will be LEGEN-waitforit-DARY!

I can see it now: "Sit right down children and hear a tale of wonder. The adventures of Orchid!Vagina and Dragon!Penis! Guaranteed to adhere themselves in you memories... whether you want them to or not."

Now, I reach for the Brain Bleach.
Date/Time: 2009-05-06 07:20 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] notagimmick.livejournal.com
WHAT THE HELL FJAKSFJS;LKFJSD

WOW.

That tops all the others I've seen you post.

The people who commented on it are right though-- he'd have a lot of hilarious pick up lines at least. XD
Date/Time: 2009-05-06 23:29 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] snapdragon76.livejournal.com
Definitely. Did you see the one I posted where the guy had tattooed on the shaft of his penis: You Lucky Bitch. Yeah...

The Dragon!Penis guy and the Orchid!Vagina girl totally need to hook up. They can show off thier tats.

DRAGON PENIS!! Guaranteed to haunt your dreams!!!! Mooo haa haaa!!
Date/Time: 2009-05-06 16:20 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] vashysgirl.livejournal.com
My exact reaction OoO. Then I showed my mom and she said "dumbass". Holy hell, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Date/Time: 2009-05-06 23:35 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] snapdragon76.livejournal.com
Why would anyone tattoo an orchid on their vagina? Who the hell knows!


I feel sorry for the tattoo artist who had to have some dude's wang in their face during the process...

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