For realz. And I am now a Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant.
Did you see the Orchid Vagina I posted before? That girl and this guy should get together. Their tales will be LEGEN-waitforit-DARY!
I can see it now: "Sit right down children and hear a tale of wonder. The adventures of Orchid!Vagina and Dragon!Penis! Guaranteed to adhere themselves in you memories... whether you want them to or not."
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Did you see the Orchid Vagina I posted before? That girl and this guy should get together. Their tales will be LEGEN-waitforit-DARY!
I can see it now: "Sit right down children and hear a tale of wonder. The adventures of Orchid!Vagina and Dragon!Penis! Guaranteed to adhere themselves in you memories... whether you want them to or not."
Now, I reach for the Brain Bleach.
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WOW.
That tops all the others I've seen you post.
The people who commented on it are right though-- he'd have a lot of hilarious pick up lines at least. XD
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The Dragon!Penis guy and the Orchid!Vagina girl totally need to hook up. They can show off thier tats.
DRAGON PENIS!! Guaranteed to haunt your dreams!!!! Mooo haa haaa!!
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I feel sorry for the tattoo artist who had to have some dude's wang in their face during the process...