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[snapdragon76]

You Know You're From Florida When...

You own at least five pairs of flip flops You know someone who's been struck by lightning You're more scared of the freaks who live down the street than gators Your backyard is sometimes a swamp You're officially sick of Disney You shrug off hurricane warnings You've been permanently blinded by fat men in speedos There are only two seasons - hot and hotter You've drank a flaming alligator. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Florida.

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The seasons one is especially true.

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[elvenmoon.livejournal.com]

:)

In Michigan we also have two seasons - winter and construction (road workers repairing holes and other stuff, which causes tons of traffic, frustation and annoyance).

[snapdragon76.livejournal.com]

My father would have to agree with that since he lives in Michigan.

[(Anonymous)]

Actually, we have four seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Not Quite Winter and Road Construction. The way you know whether it's Winter or Almost/Not Quite Winter is that in Winter, the snowplows are broken down.

[snapdragon76.livejournal.com]

Hiya, Dad!

[(Anonymous)]

Hi, yourself. How are ya?