"Can you feel the sarcasm? 'Cause that's how I meant it!"

[snapdragon76]

I'm feeling a little punchy today, so out comes the snark.

Ugh, work is such a killjoy recently. I almost headdesked a few times today. Sorting papers ad nauseum is tedious times a trillion. Plus, the filing cabinet I'm using is getting full. Really full. My fingers were sliced to ribbons trying to cram papers in yesterday.

Sooooo, unless I get a heads up on what I'm supposed to be doing next, I'm going to go and alphabetize what I've already alphabetized. Thrilling.

Tomorrow is the Relay For Life, which mom and I are going to be participating in. Our first. I'm glad we're going to be doing it, because Cancer Research is important to me.

However, this also meant I had to get track pants. I have shorts (which I will probably wear tomorrow due to us being so near the surface of the sun), but I doubt I'll have anytime whatsoever to go and get changed and showered before I get to work, and the area I work in is like a meat locker, so shorts are not an option.

This in itself brings up an interesting dilemma. Finding track pants that fit. I'm no Fat Fanny by any means, but neither am I Slim Sadie either. I mean, a little pooch I can deal with, but since my metabolism is beginning to turn on me, things aren't gonna be pretty. This should've been brought to my attention a few months prior when I was trying on jeans, which made my upper thighs look like blue denim sausage rolls. Plus, length was an issue since these things never seem to be made for people under 5'6".

But, I eventually found a pair (as well as a track jacket since I'm a dork), and they don't make me look too much like a black sushi roll, so I'm happy. Plus, the clerk who checked me out was kinda cute…

I've made myself a vow. MORE EXERSISE!!!! No more little jelly rolls over my pants!! No more mini badonkadonk butt!!! I must whip my willpower into shape!! *sobs* Damn my stout German heritage…

Let's see how long this lasts, what with my profound indifference and fatal procrastination.

Word of the day: prolix
Pronunciation: /PRO-liks/
adj : wordy

Comments

[dracschick.livejournal.com]

good luck with the relay!

[snapdragon76.livejournal.com]

Why thank you dear!

[soleta-nf.livejournal.com]

Yay, we will exercise virtually together! I need to get out and walk more! Good luck. :)

[snapdragon76.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and we even have an exercise room and a pool here too. I just need to stop being lazy and use them...

[soleta-nf.livejournal.com]

Ooh lucky!

[snapdragon76.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I'll have to time the pool just right. I'm too self-conscious to just let anyone see me in a bathing suit.

But I'll be damned if I'm giving up my Pocky.


*snickers* I got six comments in my inbox... all from you! *laughs*

[soleta-nf.livejournal.com]

LOL! Here's one more! ;)

[snapdragon76.livejournal.com]

Three more!

[soleta-nf.livejournal.com]

LOL!

*keeps responding*

[snapdragon76.livejournal.com]

It's a Mobius Strip of comments! No ending and no beginning.