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[snapdragon76]

I watched "How Clean is Your House" again last night. I swear, I'm adicted to that show. This one house the ladies were was appauling! The cobwebs that were clinging to virtually every surface. And the toilet! THE TOILET!! *screams* But, it's amazing the transformation that takes place. I think that's the main reason I watch shows like this. I like seeing the before and after. And of course, these ladies are so funny.

In case anyone was curious as to what I look like, have a peek:







This pic was taken two years ago when I was at "Islands of Adventure" with my dad (the striped shirt you see). It may be two years old, but I still look the same so I figured I'd use it.

I'm gonna start adding little trivia tidbits for a while instead of quotes. Just to keep things interesting!

Trivia of the day: There are 119 grooves on the edge of a quarter.

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[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

I've never seen it, but I'm afraid I'm more of a candidate for that show than a spectator. (Not exaggerating, I'm afraid). I'd go on about how houses can end up that way, even decent people's houses, but there really is no excuse. But still, it can be more than just laziness or cluelessness.

Anyway, on a lighter note, you're cute ^^

[snapdragon76.livejournal.com]

See, I always feel better about my house after watching that show. I mean, my house may be cluttered, but it's still clean!

And thank you! Mom is always harping on me that I need to smile more, but I always think I look stupid. I like the smirk, however. It makes people wonder what I've been up to. ~_^

BTW, love the icon! I also am a KenKao supporter!

[(Anonymous)]

Thank *GAWD* that you cropped that photo. The free world is not ready to see a photo of me just yet. Besides, then I'd have to post my warning letter that I send with all my pictures of myself (of which there are thankfully few).

Dad

[snapdragon76.livejournal.com]

Oh, c'mon Dad. You're not a bad looking guy!

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, you asked for it:

To whom it may concern (which should include everyone):

At the risk of endangering the health and well-being of the citizenry in
general and the childbearing ability of any female under the age of 35 who is
unfortunate enough to come to within 100 feet of it, not to mention violating
most if not all of the regulations regarding the transportation and disposal of
hazardous and/or pornographic material, I respectfully submit to you my
photograph.

Please exercise all appropriate care in the handling and exhibition of
said photo. Please note the following: Permanent debilitating injury may
result from handling or displaying this photo without proper eye protection. I
HEREBY RELINQUISH ANY AND ALL LEGAL RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY SUCH
INJURY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

The suggested uses for this photographic material are as
follows:

1. Vector Control - This photo has been proven effective by
scientific study for the immediate removal of rats,
mice, termites, ex-husbands, mosquitoes and, in certain
climates, snakes. PLEASE NOTE: Photo will attract the common
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storage or consumption areas or locations which need to be
maintained in a sterile condition.

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RESULTS ARE GUARANTEED FOR AT LEAST 1 YEAR. WARNING: MAY NOT BE EFFECTIVE
AGAINST LAW ENFORCEMENT PERSONNEL AND MAY IN FACT HAVE THE OPPOSITE
EFFECT. I will not be responsible for any acute health problems suffered
by persons suddenly exposed to my photo. It is advisable to post a warning
to that effect in plain sight to minimize the possibility of legal action
due to sudden heart failure, loss of appetite or other health defects.

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UNCHECKED, SYSTEMATICALLY ERASE ALL FILES ON THE DRIVE. NOT EVEN PORNO
DOWNLOADED FROM THE INTERNET CAN SURVIVE AGAINST THIS THREAT.


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to know.

If, after viewing this photo for the first time, you are still able to
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You are certifiably insane. Please resist the temptation, compelling though it
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If, after viewing this photo, you still feel the need to send it on to other
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whichever is the most severe. HANDLE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!

Good Luck. Remember, only you can stop this horror before the entire
nation is engulfed. OUR FUTURE DEPENDS ON YOU.

Disclaimer!

[snapdragon76.livejournal.com]

I apologize to everyone for my father's warped sense of humor. We're currently looking for a cure, but unfortunately there is none to be found.

You may now return to your daily lives...