snapdragon76: Did I mention that I like reading? (books)
Barnes & Noble: When will be reunited, my love? We have been parted for far too long...

Me: I know my beloved. We have been torn asunder by forces beyond my control. Financial obstacles keep blocking our path! But we will be together again! I swear to thee!

B & N: But when? This long separation has been difficult to bear.

Me: I know, for me as well my darling. But our destinies are too intertwined to be torn asunder for too long. I live for the day when we shall meet once again!

B & N: As do I! As. Do. I.

Me: Until we shall be reunited, please do not forget me!

B & N: Never! Your frequent purchases sustain me in my hours of need! Fare thee well!!

Me: Fare thee well my love!!
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