1st
23:46

Why does evil have to look so sexy?

- 10 comments

4th
21:06

"You're an ugly, stupid little dummy."

- 10 comments

5th
23:21

"I don't have low self-esteem. I have low esteem for others."

- 2 comments

6th
20:17

"A Full Moon. Yep, that's when all the crazies come out, uh-huh."

- 2 comments

7th
19:54

*beeeeep*



8th
19:34

Even your emotions have an echo, And so much space.

- 6 comments

11th
21:15

Trusting my soul to the ice cream assassin.

- 6 comments

12th
19:15

Too many stars and not enough sky.

- 2 comments

13th
20:09

and you know and I know i don't know me very well

- 14 comments

14th
22:10

BLARGH!!!!!!!!!

- 2 comments
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15th
18:55

Santa doesn't drive a sleigh, he drives a white Hyundai.

- 8 comments

18th
21:23

Ahhh, my rib..

- 2 comments

19th
22:56

I poke badgers with spoons.

- 8 comments

20th
19:28

Frak...

- 6 comments
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21st
20:25

Release the hounds!

- 4 comments
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22nd
17:00

ho ho ho

- 2 comments

25th
18:53

Jingle all the way...

- 6 comments
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26th
19:36

"Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it."

- 8 comments

27th
21:23

I have a piece of popcorn in my bra...

- 2 comments

28th
18:57

Screw your courage to the sticking place.

- 8 comments

29th
18:09

*throws confetti*

- 4 comments