- 2nd
- 18:39
We danced in graveyards with vampires until dawn
- 6 comments
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- 4th
- 15:00
I wouldn't call it a burning hatred. More like a cool indifference.
- 6 comments
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- 6th
- 19:28
"Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea."
- 12 comments
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- 9th
- 19:03
"Raiding an Englishman's fridge is like dating a nun. You're never gonna get the good stuff."
- 10 comments
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- 11th
- 14:55
Some people just like to share their crazy...
- 2 comments
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- 13th
- 20:43
"Can you feel the sarcasm? 'Cause that's how I meant it!"
- 10 comments
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- 16th
- 18:23
*heavy sigh*
- 4 comments
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- 18th
- 11:55
Just an apple that fell from the crazy tree.
- 18 comments
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- 23rd
- 18:54
If I were a blessing, I wouldn't be in disguise. I'd run around naked.
- 10 comments
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- 25th
- 17:35
Size 10 is not fat, dammit!!
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- 27th
- 18:47
I passed a helicopter coming home from work today.
- 4 comments
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- 30th
- 18:41
Was he any good? He looks like he'd be good. Was he any good?
- 8 comments
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