3rd
18:55

[insert witticism here]

- 6 comments

5th
18:44

Reed more books

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7th
18:09

(no subject)

- 2 comments
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8th
16:23

*WOOOOSH*

- 6 comments
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10th
18:49

*collapse*

- 4 comments

12th
21:48

"How bleak was my puberty!!!"

- 4 comments

14th
23:09

I came to eat candy canes and kick ass... and I'm all out of candy canes.

- 6 comments
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17th
18:58

Santa's tendrils reach far and wide. There is no hiding from the K.L.A.U.S Organization.

- 2 comments

19th
18:19

Santa Claus, killed in Vietnam.

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21st
18:00

[insert subject line of awesome here]

- 6 comments
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24th
18:47

Have you two ever seen a grown man scream? Santa's going to whimper like a whipped pup.

- 6 comments

26th
18:43

Oh, wow! I bet this guy's so cool! He smokes, carries a gun, and... makes a lot of phone calls.

- 6 comments

28th
19:00

"You said if I needed help to call someone!" "I didn't mean the POLICE!!!!"

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29th
11:22

*tosses confetti*

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31st
17:07

(no subject)

- 4 comments