1st
18:06

Signs you may be watching 'Buffy' too much...

- 4 comments

2nd
19:02

February already?! Day-um!

- 6 comments

3rd
19:43

Whoo-hoo!!!

- 22 comments
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5th
18:03

"Except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated."

- 4 comments

6th
21:47

"What'd you have for breakfast this morning? Carnation Instant Bitch?"

- 2 comments

7th
14:31

"Well, I guess after a night of pillaging and raping, a Viking want a little something to go with hi



9th
18:24

Paris. London. Tokyo. Mars.

- 4 comments

12th
19:50

"Hornblower, go scrape those plebeians off my prow. They're upsetting my tea."

- 6 comments

13th
22:58

I'm wearing my anti-bullshit headband tonight, so don't even try.

- 8 comments

14th
15:36

"Whoa, entertainers AND dancing girls?! Is there a buffet too?!"

- 8 comments

15th
23:27

Flaming piles of Nu!



16th
19:01

"GIVE UP THE SHORTSTACK, SHE-ELF!"

- 4 comments
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19th
20:25

"And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling trees!!"

- 8 comments

20th
22:32

"I don't want to be old and sleep alone. An empty house is not a home."

- 2 comments

21st
17:20

"Cheer up, emo hobbit."

- 2 comments
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22nd
18:43

Ugh to the Nth Degree

- 2 comments

23rd
19:11

"Oh, he turns off the world alright."

- 2 comments

26th
19:01

[enter subject line of awesome here]

- 6 comments

27th
19:57

I think it's from the Dragonlady using too much of her flame breath...

- 2 comments

28th
14:41

It's an honor just to be nominated...

- 2 comments